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Dangerous Dan
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Yes! I'm Dangerous Dan!
Better known as the good fuckin man!
I got a big black dig and it stays hard as a rock,
And I'm just layin to stick it in one of you bitches' cock!
So all of you bitches that wanna get a thrill,
I want you to play the game like Jack and Jill,
And meet me on top of that muthafuckin hill!
And bring me a thousand dollar bill,
So you can pay for this good fuckin thrill.
Cause I'm a cool sweet man and I don't like to tussle.
But I will make a bitch get out there and hustle!
So drop yo drawers and open yo legs up wide,
Cause I'm bonafied, energized, and qualified
To roll this pole by remote control
Up your pussy hole and bring salvation to yo soul!
Bitch had the nerve to come tellin me
That I fuck good. She know it's true.
Then she had the nerve to say,
"Why you muthafucka, you think I'm dumb,
But I ain't crazy. I know where you comin from.
You want me to sell my pussy and be yo bitch,
While you lay on yo ass while I make you rich."
Then I come back on the bitch'
"BIIITCH! Now you come round here talkin about you wanna protest,
Get yo ass on that corner and do yo muthafuckin best!
For me, Pimpin Dan, the good fuckin man.
Better known as Dick-Dab-Double
And I don't give a fuck who I trouble.
BIIITCH! You talkin about the game is slow,
That's why you so goddamn po',
And callin yoself a muthafuckin pro!
Get yo ass out that fuckin do',
And get down on that corner like a qualified ho!
When a trick say "Come", you better go,
Or the blood in yo ass will start to flow!
I don't give a shit if the streets is covered with snow!
Keep yo ass out there and bring me my dough!"
The bitch got mad and sent her friend.
He come talkin bout "I'm here, muthafucka, to do you in."
I said, "MUTHAFUCKA! I'm Dangerous Dan, the good fuckin man!
I'm the one that caught a star that was travellin a million miles a minute.
I slowed it down to the state speed limit.
And remember that bastard Lester Max?
Who used to chase blacks with his muthafuckin axe?
Well I stopped that honkey dead in his tracks!
Made him take off his goddamn slacks.
Then I took his muthafuckin axe,
And rammed it up his ass till he had a climax!
I pissed on the sun and put out the shine,
The I turned around and fucked father time!
So BIIITCH! Don't you ever come talkin bout sendin yo friend,
Cause if you do you'll have a muthafuckin funeral to attend!
So don't you run around here tellin me
The fuzz is on one corner and the FBI is on the other.
You better get me some money if you gotta trick with yo brother!
You always complain about workin in the rain
Bitch, this game ain't for no muthafuckin lame!
You run round here talkin bout the block is hot,
Bitch, you better get me some money if you gotta trick with some cop!
Cause I'll hound and I'll clown,
And I'll kick a bitch in the ass fast,
Knock her through that muthafuckin glass,
Cause the bitch ain't got no class,
And she come in talkin trash,
About she ain't got no muthafuckin cash!"
Then the bitch had the nerve to say to me,
"All I wanna do is rest and dress.
Why don't you lay down on your back
And stick your tongue up my crack.
Cause I like a man with a long tongue,
Cause I like my good pussy stung.
I want you to peck this pussy like a chicken peck corn!
I want you to blow this pussy like Gable blew his horn!"
I said, "BIIITCH!
All your gonna get from me is a good stickin and a good kickin!
I like the chicken and can stand the pickin.
But when you come tellin me somethin about lickin,
All you gonna get is a good ass kickin!
BIIITCH! The shit you talkin just ain't gonna do!
Listen while I whoop the truth on you!
I'm tryin to hip you,
Before some bastard clip you!
Cause if they put you in a cross,
Your dumb ass will come up lost!
You just a beginner
Who think you a winner!
And you should be takin a quick slick lick
On my big black dick!
I'm just like the duck
And I don't give a fuck!
Cause I'm Dangerous Dan, the sensuous black man!Copyright © Rudy Ray Moore
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