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The Dance of the Freaks
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This is a tale of a great world affair,
Where all the punks, skunks, bull daggers, cum drinkers, and fart sniffers were there.
Speakin' of whores that were there,
There were bull-daggin' bitches from everywhere.
I looked em over and I recognized a few,
And as I recall their names I will tell em to you.
Over in the corner set St. Louis Casey,
This bitch fucked a hundred bull daggers and drove every one of em stone crazy.
In the other corner set Sue from Winnipeg,
This bitch had a dick longer than a table leg.
There was another whore I didn't recognize.
Her dick was so long the bitch needed it circumsized!
There was another biiitch outta California called Big Mo,
This biiitch was such a dog she'd even suck a sore toe.
There was a fat ass little punk called Miss Bob.
This sadistic muthafucka would suck a wet door knob!
Larry the faggot was bleedin' from the ass,
Cause this muthafuck backed up on a dick a little too fast.
Icepick Lucy, she was there that night.
All she wanted to do was fuck and fight.
She said, "My icepick is keen and rusty as a nail,
And I'm just layin' to stick it in one of you bad muthafucka's tail!"
And the Dance of the Freaks went on.
There was a bitch over in the corner fuckin' herself with a cane,
When the bitch started to ge the feelin', down from the ceilin',
Fell the Hunchback of Notre Dame.
They had a little bitch called Spur-tongue Flo.
She brought 15 bull daggers to put on a show.
Now, Dick-lickin' Rachel, a fine little runt,
Brought Cock-eatin' Abner to play with her cunt.
The food was served by Bull-daggin' Betty,
The bartenders name was Cock-eatin' Freddy.
Everybody was groovy about half past 8,
Except Dick-lickin' kate, she came in late.
Now, Nut-bustin' Shorty and Ticklin Pete,
Were out lookin' for some pussy to eat.
Assholes was poppin' and the pussy was wet,
The bitches was round lookin' for the thrills they could get.
There was Dizzy Nell and French Estelle, they were two freak to the bone!
They got their kicks from hearin' muthafuckas moan and groan!
They hand belly-rubbin' women,
And fancy trimmin',
And freaks who ate shit and drank piss.
They had shit packers, asshole shelackers
And freaks who got thrills from their fists.
The funk was so thick it made Dracula sick and the floor was knee deep in slime.
They played a tune, the door blew open and in walked Frankenstein!
He grabbed a set of Siamese twins that was joined from the spine
He stuck it in one of em's pussy and it came out the other one's behind!
He fucked a bitch on the stair,
Had the bitch on her knees like she was sayin' a prayer.
He fucked a bitch on the wall, in the hall, in the grass.
Turned the bitch over and started fuckin' her in the ass.
Now Floyd and Bess was playin' a game.
She was jackin' him off and callin' him sweet names
She said, "Look out pretty boy, I've forgotten more than you'll ever know,
You can hear my name ring wherever you go."
Said, "I'm known from coast to coast as Good-cock Bess
I took them punks in my home out west.
I took muthafuckas like you with alotta class,
And had em suckin' babies outta my muthafuckin ass!"
She said, "I can go on all night tellin' you tales of me.
But I can see you too muthafuckin' dumb to see.
Floyd said, "Biiitch! You ain't nothin' but a simple leaded wreck.
A steak and dick suck and I'll break yo muthafuckin' neck.
Biiitch! I'll fight fast and I'll fight soon,
And I'll beat you bitches from a long house room.
Bout that time Frankensetin livened up the party by startin' a show
Three pretty young bitches locked the do'.
He asked the bitch in the center her name
The bitch said, "My name is Peggy Sue."
Frank said, "Let me see what this old stinkin' ass bitch can do."
Frank fucked the bitch in the pussy, ass, and head.
Snatched his dick out the bitch and the bitch fell dead.
One bull dagger screamed out, "You bitches got to be sick,
Ain't a whore in this house can take Frankenstein' s dick!"
Frankenstein said, "I like cock for breakfast, I like cock for tea.
I'm gonna invent me a fuckin' machine and have cock when I'm asleep."
They had a ole cook there by the name of Keys.
He was famous for his recipes.
First he made all the bitches take off they cunt rags and hang em on the line,
And they use menstruation for cherry wine.
They had barbecued dicks tied in a knot,
Garlic stuffed assholes fried in snot.
One bull dagger got high and pissed in the punch.
A punk got drunk and shit in the lunch.
This made the house man mad.
So he jumped up, in his little pistol-legged drawers
Cut out a punk's ass and cut a bull daggers dick off.
Long about the break of day,
Chairs and table began to move out of the freakish muthafucka's way.
But I heard a bitch scream out with alla her might.
Sayin, "I'll be right back to suck and fuck all you low-lifed, cum drinkin', fart sniffin', decrepit muthafuckas again tonight!"Copyright © Rudy Ray Moore
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